O.o

On with the show!

Oh ya, this blog is not dead, it is just hibernating (kinda).

So! I had an event tonight (it’s over now), and i was kicked in the abdomen (stomach? whatever its called) and it was pretty hard, and it kinda hurt, but there was like no pain (am I making any sense here?). It was a friendly kick, by a friend, but it was pretty hard (don’t correct me on the ‘pretty’ as an adjective), and I guess it was wierd.

One random thought leads to another, so I started thinking about hurt, then crying, then Kevin Lau. (it doesn’t make sense does it?) And I found that Kevin cries. A. Lot. So, does he actually think the insults that are hurled at him constantly actually mean something, that he actually thinks we hate him as such (I’m not disputing any hate here) or is he just wired differently then us, and he take insults almost personally everytime?

Something I can never forget when I think of his is the Scanlon event. (For anyone who doesn’t know this incident, ask Calvin or me in person (I don’t care Calvin, you’ve been conscripted))

So I end this post with one more saying.

GET OFF MY COCK! (Frederick don’t ban/block/delete me for this)

VOLVO WILL RULE THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY!

At least, says this website:asdf.com
If you don’t like links, then here’s the full text:
“From: Clint Herron

I just thought your site was kickin’. If I could use a publishing company for something, I would go through you. You guys really are on track with your theories, and only few people such as you have actually touched the inner meaning of asdf, the true sanctum. One such example, “asdf” converted into morse code is .- … -.. ..-. If you take the .’s and convert them to 0’s and take the -’s and convert them to 1’s, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD… The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech — which converted phonetically sounds like “A lef volv da leads a mech”. We can then read these sounds into words, and we get “A left Volvo does leads a mech.” Going further, we get “A left Volvo does lead the mechanics”, or “A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry”. We can then read into it, that a “left Volvo”, obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you — for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the automobile industry for themselves! You must rally the people! To the top of Mount Sinai! We shall stop them yet! ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!!!!! “

Hates software pirates?

THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?

No.

Except this.

But this doesn’t count.

Items:

This is a red shell. This  is a regular, run-of-the-mill tortoise shell that has been painted red. When thrown, it can aim for and attack the person in front of you, where it will also create a mini explosion that can throw the opponent a few meters above the ground. Is this really possible? How the hell does a red tortoise shell actually home into something?

The green shell is the exact same… but it can’t automatically aim itself toward the player in front of you. In fact, you should try hitting yourself with it. Or eat it. You might blow up. Who knows?

What’s up with the blue shell? Did it sprout the wings and horns, or did someone glue them there? So if I painted it blue, would it sprout wings and fly? Then, would it hone onto someone and explode with a huge radius and knock out everything in the vicinity? Like OGM! Can’t Nintendo make it more realistic? At least put non-walking bombs… (But that’s what makes it Mario Kart)

Forgot your daily dose of caffeine? Don’t worry! Eating the red psychedelic mushrooms will give you a better boost than any speed boost drug ever known, that is unless it’s made of gold and wears a crown.

Well… This post was a work in progress for 3 months or so… Wow it took a long time to write… It isn’t really a rant anymore, but whatever!

It should give an insight as to the stupidity of 9ers.

It should be noted that he doesn’t take a drink until the last one.

Great, I’ve got nothing to say.

Shipments of Fail have arrived.

I hate fish.